Jokes: "Mafia Don..." [25-1-17]

Mafia Don...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach his bed.

"Lissin a me, I wanna for you to take my chrome-plated .38 caliber revolver, so you willa always remembera me."

The grandson smiles weakly and replies, "But, grandpa, I really don' alike-a guns, howzabout you leave-a me you ROLEX watch instead?"

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice. "Shuddup an lissin."

"Somma day, you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful a wife, lotsa money, a biga house, and maybe a couple of bambinos." After a slight pause to catch his breath, he continues. "Somma day, you gonna comma home, and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man."

"Whadda you gonna do....pointa to you watch and say, "Times up?"