BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE.. [29-07-15]

BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE.. 
 
A famous speaker said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a beautiful woman who wasn’t my wife!”

Audience was shocked.

The speaker added: “that woman was my mother!” (Laughter and Applause)

A listener tried it at his home.

He said loudly to his wife, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a very beautiful woman who was not my Wife!”

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,

He finally said “… and I can’t remember who she was!” and he regained his consciousness in a hospital bed...