Talking Dog for Sale

Talking Dog for Sale

A guy was driving around Newfoundland and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the door bell and the owner tells him that the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You Talk" the guy asks

"Yes, I do" the Lab replies

"So whats your story?" the guy asks.

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk, when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the goverment, so I told CSIS about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country. Sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. " I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a bunch of medals. I later on got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is really amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars" says the Newfie.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar!" says the Newfie. "He never did any of that stuff."